Happy Valentines Day! To help spread the love, herewith the NerdiPop top 40 Geek Pickup Lines for Valentines Day! We've scoured the Internet and found the top 40 Geeky Pickup lines.  Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.     Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.   Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.   Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.     If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.