“The Battery” has a tendency to make its way onto horror movie watch lists. The list writers write pay-off lines like: “see it as soon as possible”! I would rather put it on a list of horror movies to avoid as this movie is awful, making its way onto our list: So bad, it’s terrible! Synopsis: Two former baseball players, Ben (Jeremy Gardner) and Mickey (Adam Cronheim) cut a purposeless path across an abandoned New England. They stick to the back roads and forests to steer clear of zombies that patrol the once lively cities and towns. To survive, they