Janet: What have you done to Brad?

Frank: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

Frank: Oh, I just love success!

Riff Raff: He’s a credit to your genius, Master.

Frank: Yes!

Magenta: A triumph of your will.

Frank: Yes!

Columbia: He’s okay!

Frank: Okay? Okay? I think we can do better than that! Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?

Janet: Well, I don’t like men with too many muscles.

Frank: I didn’t make him for you! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval!

FRANK: it’s not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!